I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird


ky and kens reaction tho


when will my normal sleep pattern return from war


put 100 kids in a room…. kill 10… only 90 kids will remember this


how do u expect me to keep up with my school work when i can hardly keep up with the kardashians

“I wonder if Beethoven held his breath
the first time his fingers touched the keys
the same way a soldier holds his breath
the first time his finger clicks the trigger.
We all have different reasons for forgetting to breathe.” — Andrea Gibson  (via childoflust)

“I just hope that one day—preferably when we’re both blind drunk—we can talk about it.” — J.D. Salinger (via gloomyteenagers)


'i'll just have one more scoop'


you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

“And it hurts so much to want something you can’t have.” — Johnny Depp    (via johnny-derpp)