Where are his parents

Leon Draisaitl and the important question.
… I can’t get over his smirk.


even maria is fed up with your shit.


this was the best promo she did for any single of that album



I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover

I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and I said I “didn’t get it” and he went “it’s funny because you’re a woman working in a kitchen”

And I just stared at him until he got how stupid he sounded

let them feel their ignorance burn into their souls

I love girls. Especially ones with strawberry blond hair, green eyes, 5’3”.



now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…



in which the movie spiderman accurately represents comic book spiderman in sarcasm levels.