alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird


gossipinq:

ky and kens reaction tho


screamandshout:

when will my normal sleep pattern return from war


oqk:

put 100 kids in a room…. kill 10… only 90 kids will remember this


gcoky:

how do u expect me to keep up with my school work when i can hardly keep up with the kardashians


“I wonder if Beethoven held his breath
the first time his fingers touched the keys
the same way a soldier holds his breath
the first time his finger clicks the trigger.
We all have different reasons for forgetting to breathe.” — Andrea Gibson  (via childoflust)


“I just hope that one day—preferably when we’re both blind drunk—we can talk about it.” — J.D. Salinger (via gloomyteenagers)


guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'


nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 


“And it hurts so much to want something you can’t have.” — Johnny Depp    (via johnny-derpp)